Sixteen Candles: a film that has aged...poorly? A trait which the sixteenth episode of our podcast will NOT be sharing! THIS episode, we return to our roots at the neighborhood lemonade stand, where we bemoan the generational failings of the young, mourn the extinction of the platypus, and construct a startling new theory about the origins and purpose of that great beast of our time: The Internet! This theory draws from Greek mythology, explains gated communities, and finally reveals what the film “Prometheus” was really about. Quick, consult the Synonomicon! | Logo by @NuleTheGoat. Music and audio mixing by @UndreamedPanic. Edited, as always, by Mathaniel. | Have some choice remarks for us, your humble hosts? You can email us at chuckandaardvark@gmail.com! | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chuckandaardvark